Archive for November, 2011

November 25, 2011

Gobble, Fuckin’, Gobble…Bitch.

My face upon realizing that there's at least a week's worth of turkey in my fridge.
There’re fifteen minutes left in Thanksgiving and I’m already sick of leftovers.
I’m too tired (see: lazy) to come up with an actual post about why I’m thankful for today being over, so…yeah. Happy Thanksgiving and all that jazz, folks.

November 9, 2011

So, Um…Yeah.

By now you’re well aware of my annoyingly pathetic “So, there’s this guy…” story, so I thankfully don’t have to go into too many details. Which is good. I don’t feel like having to rehash them and I’m pretty sure nobody wants to read any of that simp shit.
Which, I suppose, could also be considered bad. For me, that is, not you.
What I plan to do next will probably earn me the title of Queen of all Simps. You might want to crack open a bottle of wine, stream Drake’s—aka: King Simp— new album and light a few candles before turning off the lights and hitting the jump. Remember, I warned you.

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November 2, 2011

So Typical

Tomorrow will arguably be one of the bigger days of my life, but instead of getting some much needed and well deserved sleep, guess what I’m doing?

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