Archive for April, 2011

April 28, 2011

Aspire un pene, pendejo

I’m gonna be honest, I have anger issues. I get annoyed with things and people quite easily and, when left unchecked, my annoyance can easily turn to violence.
I’ve been known to throw shoes, books, tantrums and the odd small electrical appliance and I’ve traded blows with guys and gals alike [1] but there is only one person who inspires me to commit targeted acts of public emasculation. That person, who’s lucky I’ve made a habit out of talking to Jesus at least twice a day every day, is Small Dick O’Jackassface.[2] Each and every freakin’ time this fool crosses my line of sight, I get a really bad taste in my mouth and honestly?
I just want to falcon punch him in the dick.

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