Archive for February, 2011

February 27, 2011

Allow me to (re)introduce myself

Due to sheer laziness and mild annoyance, I’ve been putting this off all weekend, but seeing as I’m bored and I can’t be bothered to find a suitable nekkid flick to watch, I thought I might as well get this done and out of the way.
My given name is LauRen

this is what I look like on a good day under the right lighting conditions
[↑Cute if you squint, right?↑]

but, for reasons that are my own and because most folks can’t seem to understand that the capitalized “R” in my name doesn’t change its pronunciation, most people call me Ren. I’m known as “Elle” to a select few , “That Bitch Who Proves All Light Skinned Chicks Ain’t Bad” to more people than I’m willing to admit to and “Lala to one particular, annoyingly significant, person. But those are all topics for another day. Getting back to the basics…

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